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Dumb People Town

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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.
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It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). Incredible improvisor and character comedian, Daniel Van Kirk rustles up the stories and riffs on their details with the Sklar Brothers and a hilarious well known or up and coming comedy guest. Plus celebrity phone calls from Mark Wahlberg, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Ventura, Nick Cage and more round out the show. The Criminal Mischief comes fast and furious in Dumb People Town.

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English


Episodes

DPT Mini - Andrew Youngblood - Moellendick In Her Sally Port

7/19/2019
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A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:17:34

Jim Jefferies - I'm Not Wrong Because I'm Popular

7/16/2019
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Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:47:43

Janet Varney and Cole Stratton - Big Bertha Test Drive

7/9/2019
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This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:00:54

Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword

7/5/2019
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A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:27:11

Amiee Mann and Ted Leo - Drunk People Can't Avoid Bragging

7/2/2019
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This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:51:04

Jonah Ray - Pickle Juice to the Rescue

6/25/2019
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This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:45:17

Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman - You Just Gotta Be Damp

6/21/2019
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This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:27:07

Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back

6/18/2019
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This week Derek Waters joins the show! In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:50:43

John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, & Aimee Mann - Work Bag, Play Bag - LIVE from Largo!

6/11/2019
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To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song! After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites! Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine! To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:36:02

Jon Rudnitsky - Royal Headbutt

6/7/2019
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For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:23:25

Jon Gabrus - Hey Grandma, Go Sit On That!

6/4/2019
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In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat. In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas! Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose. In Story 3, we almost lose a grandma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:00:58

Sara Schaefer - Legs Up on Congress

5/28/2019
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This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane. Story 3 is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:44:24

Dan St. Germain - Hampton Inn Exorcism

5/24/2019
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Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:21:59

Nate Bargatze - Young, Dumb, and Full of Fork

5/21/2019
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This week Nate Bargatze joins the show! In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests. Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more! Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork. Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:47:11

Jon Glaser & Eliza Skinner - You Do The Meth! - Live from Moontower

5/14/2019
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Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy...

Duration:01:20:08

Introducing Life is Short with Justin Long

5/13/2019
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Life is Short with Justin Long finds the actor sitting down with some of the funniest and most intriguing people of today, like Dax Shepard, Olivia Wilde and Neil Patrick Harris. No topics are out of bounds, and no questions are too personal. Subscribe to Life is Short with Justin Long and start listening at wondery.fm/lifeisshort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:08:57

Nate Abshire - Drive-Off & Golf Cart Joyride

5/10/2019
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Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:36:40

Josh Gondelman - Beef & Reef

5/7/2019
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Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf! In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:59:18

Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs

4/30/2019
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This week Nick Swardson visits DPT! Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa. Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet. In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:58:45

Chris Mancini - Egg Argument Boils Over

4/26/2019
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For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:32:05